Dear Mr Toby Jones,

You obviously believe that you are an entertainer/journalist but like your contemporary Caroline Wilson on the same channel, you only manage to display the visious cynicism that has become the mainstay of your profession.

You will of course be justifying this by now with those old chestnuts, it's the truth or it's what the public wants. Not even close pal. B.T, and Co' begging for a job, you fool, there the reason we watch your stupid show.

Yours most decidedly feed-up.

Danelle!

P.S. Two hours now, you'ld be joking.